Hello people.... Yea I can hear you saying that I rarely write, thats because I'm a lazy blogger #lol#. Anyway, I've got a gist tonight and I thought it would be nice to share it. So I have always been a victim of spite from all this so called married friends and aunties, but I always tend to shy away from defending myself, despite knowing that I owe no one any explanation. Just enjoy the conversation below..... BEST CONVERSATION I HAD IN A LONG TIME. ...... Phone rings...... Me: Hello Caller: Yemi bawo ni (How are you) Me: I'm fine, who am I speaking to pls Caller: Haaaaaaaaaaaaa, Oye, you have forgotten me abi, anyway, this is senior Lagbaja Me: How have you been aunty? Aunty: I'm okay, got your number from the little girl, that look so much like you, she is so stubborn fa, before she give me henn Me: E ma binu ma, she probably know I wouldn't have liked the idea Aunty: Henhen, when are you coming to Nigeria na, abi you don't have paper nii Me: Hahaha, aunty will you get for me if I don't Aunty: Anyway, are you married sha, because all your mates here are all married and with babies Ooo, so, so , so. Its only you and so , so & so is remaining, but because I like you, I tot to talk about it Me: Have you got any man for me, maybe, that will even bring me home, with the papers you will get for me #Sarcastic# Aunty: Not really but come home first and make sure you bring something for me Ooo, by the way, what are you waiting for. DO YOU KNOW WHAT AGE I GOT MARRIED, MUCH YOUNGER THAN YOU THEN #Blahblah# Me: The question should be, who am I waiting for ma and I do know the age (She must be about 5 years older than me with a 3 year old son) Aunty: So who are you waiting for then.. Ma ma fe oyinbo Ooo ( Don't marry a white man) Me: Daddy B, your husband. Aunty: Se iwo omo yi gbadun sha ( Are you alright) Me: Mo gbadun baje ( I'm perfectly alright) . I could have gone for B, but he is too young Aunty: Ojo wo la bere iyen ( When did we start such) Me: E ma binu jare aunty ( Dont be offended). I just tot, since he can take care of you & big mummy T( Senior wife) he should be able to manage me too Aunty: Ki lo fa gbogbo osi yi naa, mo ma fi ejo e sun egbon e ( Whats all this rubbish, il report you to your sister)...... E le baje ( Rude girl) Call drops #Whew#. It was good she dropped the call though, other stuffs that were about to escape through my mouth scares even me . I just opened my about to consume crisp, pressed my play button to continue enjoying my Irokotv+ & waiting for a feedback from the report #DiaryOfSlimmie#